Everithing you always wanted to know about sex

SPERM TWO (the coward)

I’m scared. I don’t want to go.

SPERM ONE

But this is what we went all through training for.

SPERM TWO

But who knows what it’s like out there.

SPERM ONE

You’ve seen pictures in class.

SPERM TWO

Yeah, bit you hear a lot of strange stories –- like –- like there’s a pill some woman take –- or about guys slamming their heads up against a hard wall of rubber –-

SPERM THREE

Oh that’s nonesense.

SPERM TWO

Or what’s worse, if it’s a homosexual encounter.

SPERM ONE

Look, this is no time to question our Mission. You took an oath when you entered sperm training school to fertilize an ovum or die trying.

SPERM TWO

I’m scared! I don’t want to go.

SPERM THREE

Pull yourself together. For God’s Sake. Be a sperm.