SPERM TWO (the coward) I’m scared. I don’t want to go. SPERM ONE But this is what we went all through training for. SPERM TWO But who knows what it’s like out there. SPERM ONE You’ve seen pictures in class. SPERM TWO Yeah, bit you hear a lot of strange stories –- like –- like there’s a pill some woman take –- or about guys slamming their heads up against a hard wall of rubber –- SPERM THREE Oh that’s nonesense. SPERM TWO Or what’s worse, if it’s a homosexual encounter. SPERM ONE Look, this is no time to question our Mission. You took an oath when you entered sperm training school to fertilize an ovum or die trying. SPERM TWO I’m scared! I don’t want to go. SPERM THREE Pull yourself together. For God’s Sake. Be a sperm.